The Bob

	The following is a true tale.  And by true, I mean false.  This 
story is full of complete lies.  Or am I just screwing with your mind?  
Just you wait and see.  Because the truth is out there, somewhere, it�s 
just going to take a whole lot of looking to find it.
	
	OK, so here� how it goes.   There was this trio of girls who 
always were seen together.  If you saw one you always saw the other, 
together forever. Tembo, Nizzie and Bob.  Nizzie being the all knowing 
one, Tembo being the omniscient one, and Bob being the quiet, shy goodie, 
goodie. And since they all lived close together, they made forts and other 
such things. They always ate lunch at the back doors of the school where 
they could talk about secret stuff and for other reasons that I�m not 
allowed to tell you about, so there and leave me alone!  And another 
thing, quit looking at me!!
	
	One summer weekend, before having their usual sleepover at Bob�s 
house Nizzie and Tembo decided to walk to Bobs early.  (Bob�s parents were 
suppose to be living in Florida for a few weeks or that�s what Bob told 
them.)  When they got to the old, scary looking house, where they�ve been 
plenty of times before, the 2 girls stared making jokes that ghosts were 
going to get them.  Finally after laughing and walking towards the house, 
they could hear something.  A low pitch hum.  Trying to guess what it was, 
they stood there and made jokes about it being the "boogieman". 
	
	Tembo came up with an idea to scare Bob by tapping on her window.  
So they went to Bob�s window there was a big box of yucky stuff sitting in 
front of the window.  Nizzie and Tembo quietly lifted the box off of the 
old table thing it was sitting on.  A great plan, but they had to contain 
their laughter for a few minutes, a great challenge for Tembo and Nizzie.  
A bright purple light shone through the window into their eyes.  So, before 
tapping the window, they looked into the window to see what it was.  
Sticking only their noses over the windowsill, they looked into the 
room.  
	
	AHHHH! Nizzie screamed quietly, because she saw what looked like a 
costume of Bob on the coat rack next to the window.  The two girls turned 
around and sat directly under the window to catch their breath after a 
scare like that or at least that�s what they told me.  A few seconds 
later, they got back up and looked again.  This time seeing a weird 
gremlin devil sort of thing.  There first thought was that it was 
Shall Shall.  But then looking closer and seeing that it was about as 
big as a computer monitor, green, furry and very slimy looking, and 
remembering that Shall was at Gerrerund�s house.  So it couldn�t be 
her.  Then Nizzie made a little noise and the thing turned and looked 
at them with a mad look on its face. Tembo and Nizzie were too scared 
to scream. In a panic, they got up, and gently put the box back and ran 
as fast as possible.  
	
	When they realized they didn�t know where they were running they 
decided to run to Nizzie�s house.  When they were safe at Nizzie�s house, 
they called Bob and lied and said they weren�t allowed to sleep over.  
Which was not hard for them to do at all, since thy are both very good 
at the art of lieing.  Instead they decided to sleep over at Nizzie�s 
house since they were already there and didn�t want to go outside 
because they were scared or something like that.  Anyway that�s none 
of your business.
	
	So what was that thing in Bob�s room?  And where is Bob?  What 
was with that costume of Bob?  It looked so real.  Or so I�m told, or I 
could be messing with your mind, that decision is up to me.  But Nizzie 
and Tembo stayed up real late pondering the events of that night.  They 
couldn�t sleep, couldn�t eat, and kept checking to see if the door was 
locked.  Finally after the seventh check of the door and all the windows 
(and a baseball bat by they�re side) they went to sleep.  All through the 
night they had horrible nightmares about stuff I�m not even going to 
mention.  
	
	So this concludes part one of The Bob, but what will happen next?  
Will Tembo and Nizzie survive?  What really was in Bob�s room? What will 
happened to them?  What colour is Jim�s red truck?  What will happen?  
I�ll tell you (if I feel like it) in the next thrilling part of The Bob.

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