The Bob The following is a true tale. And by true, I mean false. This story is full of complete lies. Or am I just screwing with your mind? Just you wait and see. Because the truth is out there, somewhere, it�s just going to take a whole lot of looking to find it. OK, so here� how it goes. There was this trio of girls who always were seen together. If you saw one you always saw the other, together forever. Tembo, Nizzie and Bob. Nizzie being the all knowing one, Tembo being the omniscient one, and Bob being the quiet, shy goodie, goodie. And since they all lived close together, they made forts and other such things. They always ate lunch at the back doors of the school where they could talk about secret stuff and for other reasons that I�m not allowed to tell you about, so there and leave me alone! And another thing, quit looking at me!! One summer weekend, before having their usual sleepover at Bob�s house Nizzie and Tembo decided to walk to Bobs early. (Bob�s parents were suppose to be living in Florida for a few weeks or that�s what Bob told them.) When they got to the old, scary looking house, where they�ve been plenty of times before, the 2 girls stared making jokes that ghosts were going to get them. Finally after laughing and walking towards the house, they could hear something. A low pitch hum. Trying to guess what it was, they stood there and made jokes about it being the "boogieman". Tembo came up with an idea to scare Bob by tapping on her window. So they went to Bob�s window there was a big box of yucky stuff sitting in front of the window. Nizzie and Tembo quietly lifted the box off of the old table thing it was sitting on. A great plan, but they had to contain their laughter for a few minutes, a great challenge for Tembo and Nizzie. A bright purple light shone through the window into their eyes. So, before tapping the window, they looked into the window to see what it was. Sticking only their noses over the windowsill, they looked into the room. AHHHH! Nizzie screamed quietly, because she saw what looked like a costume of Bob on the coat rack next to the window. The two girls turned around and sat directly under the window to catch their breath after a scare like that or at least that�s what they told me. A few seconds later, they got back up and looked again. This time seeing a weird gremlin devil sort of thing. There first thought was that it was Shall Shall. But then looking closer and seeing that it was about as big as a computer monitor, green, furry and very slimy looking, and remembering that Shall was at Gerrerund�s house. So it couldn�t be her. Then Nizzie made a little noise and the thing turned and looked at them with a mad look on its face. Tembo and Nizzie were too scared to scream. In a panic, they got up, and gently put the box back and ran as fast as possible. When they realized they didn�t know where they were running they decided to run to Nizzie�s house. When they were safe at Nizzie�s house, they called Bob and lied and said they weren�t allowed to sleep over. Which was not hard for them to do at all, since thy are both very good at the art of lieing. Instead they decided to sleep over at Nizzie�s house since they were already there and didn�t want to go outside because they were scared or something like that. Anyway that�s none of your business. So what was that thing in Bob�s room? And where is Bob? What was with that costume of Bob? It looked so real. Or so I�m told, or I could be messing with your mind, that decision is up to me. But Nizzie and Tembo stayed up real late pondering the events of that night. They couldn�t sleep, couldn�t eat, and kept checking to see if the door was locked. Finally after the seventh check of the door and all the windows (and a baseball bat by they�re side) they went to sleep. All through the night they had horrible nightmares about stuff I�m not even going to mention. So this concludes part one of The Bob, but what will happen next? Will Tembo and Nizzie survive? What really was in Bob�s room? What will happened to them? What colour is Jim�s red truck? What will happen? I�ll tell you (if I feel like it) in the next thrilling part of The Bob.
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